My great-great-great grand-pappy used to say “It’s hotter than a toad in a microwave out there!” Which is odd considering that microwaves weren’t invented in his time. Maybe he was just a visionary?…Or possibly a time traveller. Maybe we shouldn’t have laughed off his warning that giant lobster-men will take over Earth on July 20th, 2018. Eh, I’m sure it’ll be fine.
Wait a minute. Peppered pickles? But Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, not peppered pickles! It’s a preposterous presumption that Peter Piper picked a peck of peppered pickles – as previously postulated, Peter Piper probably picked a peck of pickled peppers…My brain and my tongue hurt…
I don’t fully understand the reason for having scented bubble solution. I mean they last about five seconds before they pop. It’s kind of like that time I painted an emu in rainbow colours. I only got to enjoy it briefly before it was gone. Still, I’ll always have the memory…and the concussion from it kicking me in the back of the head on the way out. Ingrate…
Tired of Bob slapping your sunburn and asking “Does this hurt?” OF COURSE IT HURTS BOB, YOU GIANT-…ahem…Then perhaps you should look into some preventative maintenance in the form of sunscreen? We have a variety of sprays and lotions and as an added benefit you can throw the empty bottles at Bob’s head. Recycle!
Tired of running full tilt into a closed door while carrying a tray of lemonade? No one does that?…Well excuuuse me Captain Perfect. Magic Mesh allows you to keep your doors open so you can get a lovely breeze without being swarmed by bugs. Unless the bugs are big enough to separate the magnets in which case I would advise you hide in a closet with some Raid while the bug carries off your spouse. Oh they’ll be happier with them anyway.
Offering a wide variety of products in all categories, Cambridge Surplus combines regular day-to-day items with an always discounted price. We also bring in fun stuff, which is whatever we can get our hands on. Whether it’s a wholesaler or manufacturer closeout, shelf pulls from major retailers, or simply a deal from the locals; if it has good value, we will bring it in. These are goodies that are “here today, gone tomorrow” which creates an excitement that keeps our customers coming back for more.
Situated in a historic old building on the Speed River, the view is beautiful. Our diverse product lines appeal to all ages and make it a great family experience. If it’s your first visit here, be sure allow time to soak in the variety of products we have to offer, and don’t forget to tell your friends!